Monday, 5 March 2018

Living in Spain: Travelling


Living in Spain

I'm really starting to come across more and more people who travel but not the package holiday once a year. Some of them travel in vans, some house-sit, some rent a place and stay a while.

My friend who runs the soft-play place here (she rocked up here from South Africa, via the UK) met a family passing through who had come from the UK on bicycles with two teenagers and an eight year old! I even heard of a family who travel with no budget, they work for food and a nights stay wherever they go, with two small kids!!!

There are lots of options. Scotland recently legalised wild camping, you can rock up with a tent and camp anywhere! I'm thinking about going up there in the summer and having a wonder around. Really you just have to get out of school and you can go anywhere!

I've always been into seeing places, I remember in school they used to teach this idea “People are the same all over the world.” I know what they meant, they meant people have the same rights, and basic needs, all over the world, and deep down are the same eternal stardust or whatever. I remember my utter delight when at twelve my dad took me to Holland for four days (at my insistence) we had Youth hostelled all over Scotland but this was the first time overseas, to my astonished, and lifelong enchantment, I discovered that people are different all over the world! This was HUGE!!! They have different architecture, different bone structure, different cakes, different rules, different faiths...you get the idea.

It became a thing with me, I need to see more places. When I grew up I started a series of trips to different destinations around Europe and eventually also made it to Egypt and Malaysia, Australia, New Zealand and America, I'm really keen to see India and Japan.

Poland for Christmas and New Year stands out, I had never seen such bleak concrete, recently-ex-iron-curtain harshness. Nor been treated with such warmth and hospitality. Old men stood in the snow in -20 OUTSIDE the church to give me a seat at midnight mass. You can imaging how I begged to swap places but eventually realised I was starting to dishonour my hosts and accepted.

I had also never eaten cold jellied carp that had lived in the bath for a week to make sure it was fresh at Christmas. We had to relocate six large carp into a bucket to bath or shower, (I gave them all Scottish names) then the women of the house stayed up half the night on Christmas eve (the half not taken up by mass) to jelly them whole – seldom has so much effort gone into cooking something so unpleasant as a cross section of cold carp in clear tasteless jelly!

That trip I also got stranded up the mountain skiing, total beginner, -20, fading light, ski lifts shut, no snow left on the easy slopes so I have to start down the red slope with about one hours practice under my belt. Being Scottish I knew enough about mountains to know I was in real trouble. When I cracked and burst into tears about half way the two lads I was with said “It's OK we made a plan to piggy back you down but we left you alone because you were doing so well!” Then began the wild piggy back ride down the mountain in the dark clinging to the back of my Polish friend who said blithely “If I can't stop don't worry I'll drop you in deep snow and come back.” Lucky for me I was tiny and about 8 stone, we made it with several dumpings in deep snow. For a few amazing minutes I was a pro skier without the work to learn – whipping past the black pine trees with sheets of show thrown out beside me. The moral of my story should be if three lads who can ski plan a trip to Poland and then one backs out, don't say yes to the spare bus ticket if you can't ski – but actually my moral is DO SAY YES!!!

Italy also blew me away but I think I will tell you about that another day....















Wednesday, 14 February 2018

Enchanted Textile Design - Kirsteen Lyons BA (Hons)

I am Kirsteen Lyons BA (Hons) and my textile design company is called Enchanted Textile Design.

I am a freelance textile designer for a design studio in Europe. I create original furnishing fabric and wallpaper design which my design house then sells to prestigious clients throughout Europe and further afield.

I have been creating art and design my whole life as a designer, writer, photographer and fine artist. I studied textile design at Heriot-Watt University and have worked both in-house and freelance as a designer for studios in Kent, London, New York and now Europe.

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Wednesday, 7 February 2018

Living in Spain: Unknown heroes.

Living in Spain: Unknown heroes.
I was told an amazing story today by our friends who live on the beach in a vintage VW van. Our friends are a woman and her daughter who is a bit older than my daughter.

We hadn't seen them in a while and when we spotted the van it was repainted. She told me why: A couple of weeks ago she was using her gas stove to boil water, it was one of those ones with a small sideways disposable canister. I'd heard they are not safe, now I'm convinced! Don't buy one!!! She had the stove on a unit outside her van and was just inside the door when it went on fire. Two passing men noticed it and came and knocked on the door to show her. She now knows that she should have instantly grabbed her daughter and run away! But she didn't, she reached into the van for a large glass jar of water to throw over the stove! If she had succeeded in doing so she would have been killed as the super heated gas canister would have gone into metal shock and exploded in her face while she was holding a large glass jar. Luckily for her our two unknown heroes knew better and seeing that the woman and her daughter were not running they grabbed the whole unit with burning stove and supper heated gas bottle on top and dragged it between them some feet from the van. A few seconds later it did explode! Everyone was knocked down and the side of the van and surrounding ground was showered with twisted metal shards and globs of melted plastic the size of golf balls. In what I feel was literally a miracle the larger chunks missed all four humans and the each only had small plastic burns! My friends top was on fire and she had to pull it off and sit there in shock in her bra!

Without the courage of two unknown Spanish men my friend and her daughter would have been standing NEXT TO that explosion! 

I am in complete awe of someone who could look at a gas canister unknown seconds from becoming a bomb and decide to run TOWARDS it for the sake of two strangers! My life has never tested my courage that far, I hope it never will, if it did I hope I have half as much selfless bravery. I guess firemen and lifeboat crews make similar choices frequently, I'm in awe of them too.

It's been my experience in life that most people are nice, and will help you if they can. This story really impressed me with how true that is.

So here is to all the unknown heroes everywhere, ordinary men and women who do incredible things for others - real people are amazing! 

Finally some advice on gas stoves:
1. Get one with a bottle separated from the stove by a tube.
2. Keep a fire blanket or appropriate extinguisher within reach.
3. If you fit it in a van or home have it checked by a professional.
4. Never leave them unattended - even to pop in the door of your van!







Tuesday, 6 February 2018

Living in Spain: Sun buttered sycamore seeds.

Living in Spain: Sun buttered sycamore seeds.

To those in England now abed...or watching TV and winding down. I wish I could send you a few moments from my evening. Some sleepy harbour cats, the warm air, the red of the broken earth, and a slice of sun buttered sycamore seeds to view!

I really love it here. So do my kids. In some ways it's better than when we first arrived as we have solved our immediate problems: Where can we shop? What can we buy the kids will eat? That sort of thing. I mentioned to my husband that there must be an ideal balance between new and known. He tells me there is an equation for it, lots of science and research done. Scientists have worked out how much we should explore new things for our optimum survival! Well I'm no scientist but I can tell you that no new things is too little! I'm glad I shoehorned my family out of our rut!

I've decided that life's activity can be put into three categories; Making a fool of yourself, not making a fool of yourself, and doing the things you are brilliant at. The fun is all in the first and the last catagories.

For example I made a fool of myself when I told everyone I was going to have 25 facepainters working for me in Sussex, Kent and Surrey and had it all worked out to turn over £100,000 a year in facepainting! The most I ever had work for me was four, part time, and it was still only a marginally profitable business - but I don't regret all the hours of planning, organising and working! I had a blast making a fool of myself.

I think I made a fool of myself starting a craft fair in a downturn, when a farmers market a week was closing in the UK! I did start it, and it ran for several successful years but I was never able to expand it enough (get more fairs in different places) to make a living. I think I helped a lot of artists, I know I had a lot of fun, but honestly - didn't make too much money for the effort!

I didn't make a fool of myself when I took a job that was well paid doing technical textiles, not creative textiles, it was a good job, sensible choice, and I learned what it's like to drag yourself from your bed to face a hated 9:00 to 5:00 for six months, then I made a fool of myself and quit without a plan or a job to go to!

The other good category is "doing what you are brilliant at" joy is also to be found here. My four years doing a BA in textile design, messing about with fabric, dyes, paints, printing machines and looms panned out as fun, fun and happiness. Likewise my morning a week of designing for my current studio is a looked forward to treat. I get to work (instead of cook and change nappies) I get to excel, be me, be a designer, someone with a future, independence, and great competence born of study, observation and lots of practice, but, and here is my point, once upon a time I made a fool of myself trying to start a textiles degree while still unclear the difference between textiles and fashion! And long before that I made a fool of myself learning to draw. All the good stuff follows after making a fool of yourself!

And if you lack the confidence to walk into new places and new situations, I give you this brilliant tip from my big brother, pretend! Acted confidence, to the people around you is in no practical l way different from real confidence! And the beauty of this tip, we have both found that real confidence naturally follows pretended confidence, you start like you know what your up to and shortly after you do! 

So now I'm thinking what shall we do to make fools of ourselves in June when our time in Spain is over?

Buy a minibus and convert it, I don't really have the know how or funds so I'm bound to make a fool of myself trying! Try to get a house sit in some exotic location to give us more time to save for a built camper? Set off in a trailer tent with no plan! I'm not really planning to not make a fool of myself and rent a little flat and resume normal!


What do you think?







Sunday, 7 January 2018

Father Christmas is a bit boring!

Father Christmas is a bit boring!

I realise that this is disloyal as I am British and we have Father Christmas there, and I realise that this will be controversial but Father Christmas is a bit lame!
I never thought about it before but we miss an opportunity with the fat man who does a bit of breaking and entering. Why don't we see him? Ok, you can go to a fair and sit on his knee, but that is about all, he sneaks in and out without making an entrance!

On the 5th of January the Three Kings visit Spain. They arrive everywhere simultaneously. In some parts of Spain they arrive on horse back but in Javea they arrive by boat! Sailing into the harbour in triumph! Fireworks blast from the headland, boat horns blare and three kings arrive to deliver presents for the children, and these are kings, so they have dancers, heralds, guards, bands even live goats and geese in their court! They process through the town, girls dance in glittering costumes wearing earrings so big they must feel like wearing a spanner in each ear! Men in satin headdresses carry huge litters full of presents and throw sweets to the kids in the crowd. After all this you could go up and sit on the three kings knees and meet their beautiful wives - and guess what? Get given free sweats!

Being Spain they do all this in the evening and then take their kids home to eat afterwards - if they are not too full of free sweats!









Friday, 5 January 2018

My kids chilling on the plane.

I'm not drawing every day any more, I completed two years. But I still draw. Here are my kids, chilling on the flight to Spain.
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 My posts are all to amuse and are fiction, sometimes inspired by my life. I often exaggerate to make things fun. All my advice is just my o...